This bold, darkly humorous tee is for couples who trade playful threats and share a taste for horror-tinged banter. Soft against the skin yet sturdy enough for everyday wear, it carries a loud, cheeky message — the kind that sparks laughs in late-night drives, at horror movie marathons, or while swapping stories around a dimly lit porch. The shirt sits comfortably in a relaxed, classic fit that layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans. Printed with crisp, detailed methods that keep the artwork sharp wash after wash, it feels lived-in without losing its edge. Wear it to make people grin, roll their eyes, or lean in to hear the backstory; it’s for lovers of dark humor who enjoy showing the world a little of their private language.
Product features
- Strong, smooth 100% cotton fabric (medium weight) for comfortable, durable wear
- Tubular, seam-free body and ribbed knit collar to hold shape and reduce irritation
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main print for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for scratch-free comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced cotton and compliant with safety and EU warranty standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product features
- Strong, smooth 100% cotton fabric (medium weight) for comfortable, durable wear
- Tubular, seam-free body and ribbed knit collar to hold shape and reduce irritation
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main print for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for scratch-free comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced cotton and compliant with safety and EU warranty standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
